Scattered Showers
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Title: Scattered Showers
Pairing: Baekhyun/Yixing
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3.1k
Summary: Baekhyun is self-centered, Yixing is sweet, can a chance encounter between them spell out sunny skies or will their forecast take a turn for the worse?
Notes: written for orange_unicorns



Wet does not even begin to describe Baekhyun's walk home.Collapse )
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Suchen Ficlets
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For my dear friend chichirya, who is always there when I need her. Please never make me write about anyone not-Yixing again. :D


Title: Taken 4 (a fool)
Pairing: Junmyeon/Jongdae
Rating: R
Word Count: 1340
Summary: Junmyeon buys a sex slave. Jongdae is not exactly what he was expecting.
Notes: Fill for writemeasuchen prompt #71.

When Junmyeon was invited out for an exciting evening, he thought they were going night golfing.Collapse )


Title: Grass, Gas or Sass
Pairing: Junmyeon/Jongdae
Rating: PG
Word Count: 987
Summary: Junmyeon accidentally picks up a hitchhiker.
Notes: Fill for writemeasuchen prompt #68.

Statistically speaking, 97% of hitchhikers are murderers.Collapse )


Title: Holier-than-thou
Pairing: Junmyeon/Jongdae
Rating: R
Word Count: 720
Summary: Junmyeon is horrified to discover Jongdae’s porn collection.
Notes: Fill for writemeasuchen prompt #16.

It was a mistake to allow Junmyeon into his apartment.Collapse )
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The Siren Call and the Porcelain Throne
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Title: The Siren Call and the Porcelain Throne
Pairing: Jongin/Yixing
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 5.4k
Summary: Jongin keeps hearing a beautiful voice around campus and struggles to find the owner. Baekhyun is not helpful.
Notes: Written for Round 1 of kaixingforyou


Jongin's early morning bowel movement is a treasured moment in an otherwise hectic life.Collapse )
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Abracadickbra
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Title: Abracadickbra
Pairing: Jongdae/Yixing
Rating: hard R
Word Count: 7.3k
Summary: Facing an arousal spell gone wrong, Jongdae and Yixing must battle through randy roommates and bountiful boners to end the enchantment and save everyone before they end up in an EXOrgy.
Notes: written for justgetlayd round 2. Please read at your own risk. Seriously people, it’s called Abracadickbra, you know what you’re getting into.

Harnessing the power of the black arts to get into Yixing’s pants sounds like a pretty sweet plan.Collapse )
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Good Cop, Really Bad Cop
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Title: Good Cop, Really Bad Cop
Pairing: Yixing/Sehun
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 5k
Summary: Just a typical day in the life of Officer Zhang Yixing and his partner/the constant thorn in his side, Oh Sehun.
Notes: written for justgetlayd round 2

By all accounts, Zhang Yixing is an exemplary police officerCollapse )
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Through His Stomach
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Title: Through His Stomach
Pairing: Kyungsoo/Yixing
Rating: G
Word Count: 1.1k
Summary: Kyungsoo has a problem with Yixing’s ideal type.
Notes: written for justgetlayd round 2

Yixing knew there would be repercussions for naming a girl as his ideal type.Collapse )
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How To Conquer Your Personal Demons
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Title: How To Conquer Your Personal Demons
Pairing: Luhan/Yixing
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 10.2k
Summary: Luhan is an average college student until a demon named Yixing falls out of the sky and into his life.
Notes: written for onlayforlu

The only logical explanation is that Luhan is suffering from a concussion.Collapse )
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Horny
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Beneath the Trees
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Title: Beneath the Trees
Pairing: Jongdae/Yixing
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 9.8k
Summary: Yixing moves to a cabin in the woods, but there's something strange about the house next door. Could it be haunted - or worse?
Notes: My entry for justgetlayd!


You can't move to the middle of nowhere! No one will come visit you out there!Collapse )
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Hooked
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Title: Hooked
Pairing: Sehun/Yixing
Rating: R
Word Count: 8.7k
Summary: Sehun is the guy inside the Captain Hook costume at Disneyland. Yixing is a cute stranger who wants a hug.

Sehun is absolutely not jealous when Jongin gets a summer job playing Aladdin at Disneyland.Collapse )
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